Urban Words 3 + 5 + 7 + 11 + 17.

Invisishit:  1. When a shit is taken and is subsequently not visible in the toilet bowl from any angle. In most cases, the shit is obscured by the lower area of the toilet bowl and seems to disappear. 

2. A shit so violent that the resulting projectile of feces smashes down through the plumbing without leaving a sign of its existence.

Example* "Dude, I just took an invisishit."

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jailbait mathematician: A person who is an expert in determining the legal age of a person.
Example* "She says she was born in '88. How old does that make her?" 
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."

Urban Words PURPLE DINOO!! wait no I mean 41

yuppie:  Informal for (y)oung (U)rban (P)rofessional, or Yup. turned into yuppie in the 1980's. A term used to describe someone who is young, possibly just out of college, and who has a high-paying job and an affluent lifestyle. Can now be used to describe any rich person who is not modest about their financial status. Yuppiedom (yuppie-dum)is a term used to describe an involvement in being a yuppie.

Example* Yuppie-I'm going to go drive my ferrari to the seafood place for a $500 lobster.
Average person-I'm gonna fuck your wife, take your time with the lobster.

Urban Words 40

You: Not me, The person reading this.

Example* Hey you!!! You're reading this!!!

Urban Words 40

You: Not me, The person reading this.

Example* Hey you!!! You're reading this!!!

The many Obsessions of Nathan

I go crazy for awesome things. I'm gonna give you a short list of those things that I have obsessed over on a weekly basis (per week).......

Jumper

 The awesome movie about teleporation that made my childhood dreams a reality (even though it was just a movie) seeing it was a fantasy I could only hope to experience in my imagination. Above is a picture from the movie Jumper and a short example of teleportation.

Fear of the Week 6

Plutophobia- Fear of wealth

HEYYY

HEYYY you guys long time no post something... I'm extraordinarily sorry for being gone so long and I'm honoured that you are still viewing my blog. I have been very very busy and for my business I shall have an album of pictures with me doing different things over 2 months I was gone! However I shall  give you one pic for now ^_^

Shouting...

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pusswa: elegant way of saying pussy

Example* This pusswa is devine.