0hh kay...

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!!!! I found myself saying that for no reason tonight just felt like shouting it but I can't shout so I'm posting it here the one place I feel like I can speak my mind....

Urban words twenty-too

Fit: The British version of Hot.

Example*"dude that girl is fit!" 
"right?"

Urban words 20-won

Manlify: To take an object that is unmanly and (manlify) it by using nails, gray primer spray paint, duct tape or any other item found in your garage.

Example* Wrap a length of duct tape around the toe of a new pair of slippers to manlify them.

A spin on the End of the World

I know its been a while since I made a new video but you know the world was suppose to end I didn't wanna worry anybody but Call of Duty was like in full effect for Rapture week I'm sorry but here is a video for you to share what I took from the day we weren't suppose to survive from.

Side note* The video ended abruptly because I didn't have enough room on my phone coming to the end.

Urban words XX

Pussyhorse: A pussyhorse is a name you call someone when they are being stupid, annoying, rude, funny, obnoxious, ghetto, sexy, horny, nice, sanitary, dirty etc. it is a word used for basically anything.

Example* Girl #1: You look so pretty! I'm jealous. 
Girl #2: You're prettier than I am. So stop being such a pussyhorse.

Guy #1: I like to wash my hands. 
Guy #2: Wow. You're a pussyhorse.

Fear of the Week 3

Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words.


Side note* I found this ironically hilarious!!!! LOL

Urban words diecinueve

Poop and Seek: A game you and your friends play where one friend goes to poop and then texts mass amounts of people before they do poop. They Everyone has to find that person before they finish pooping. If this happens to you, you will receive a text saying POOP!. This usually works best when no one expects this like when in school or at work. By the way opposite sex bathrooms are not off limits so go where ever you can to find this person.

Example* In the middle of class I received a text saying POOP! because my friend joe was playing poop and seek.

Urban words ate(teen)

No homo: Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.

Example* His ass is mine. No homo.

LONELY ISLAND!

I GOT SOMETHING BIG THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well no need to raise the hype I'm sure most of you know the Youtube Channel for The Lonely Island and if you saw their channel recently you would know they have a new album called Tuttleneck and Chain all I can say is wow! That is by far the most amazingly hilarious album I've ever had and I am personally downloading it from the states because its that good I recommend you go watch a couple of their videos and unless you have no sense of humor or are a loser you'll find something you like, oh and here is a video they made that I can't stop listening to.

here is a little something extra this is a song called attracted to us from The Lonely Island

Attracted To Us Lyrics

White girls!

You are attracted to us!

Black girls!

You are attracted to us!

Asian girls!

You are attracted to us!

Latinas!

You are attracted to us!

Attracted to us!

But you're never gonna get it

Never never gonna get it

No you're never gonna get it

Because we're shy, we're shy, we're shy

We're all so shy

You're never gonna get it

We're so sweet and shy

All you pretty girls

We know you want our bodies

But we're more the [?] types

Yea yea yea yea

But you're never gonna get it

Never never gonna get it

No you're never gonna get it

Because we're shy, we're shy, we're shy

We're nice and shy

You're never gonna get it

We're polite and shy

Nerdy girls!

You are attracted to us!

Oh-My-God girls!

You are attracted to us!

[?] girls!

You are attracted to us!

Cha-cha-cha girls!

You are attracted to us!

Space girls!

You are attracted to us!

You are attracted to us!

Cause we are shy.

Urban words 十七 - 17 in Chinese

Nampa: Nampa or nanpa (both spellings are correct because of the way the 'n' character works in Japanese) is a Japanese term meaning the act of meeting and seducing women.

To put it in American terms, to "do nampa" is to "pick up women." So, if you have ever approached a stranger with the intention of establishing a romantic relationship of some kind (successfully or not), you have done nampa. Being introduced to a girl through a friend is not nampa.

However, in other contexts the word nampa may refer to the practice of meeting women by way of a popular Japanese courtship procedure, wherein young men stand at lively public areas and approach passing women in rapid succession until one agrees to an instant date (to a karaoke bar, for instance).

Example* I once saw a video of two guys doing nampa in Tokyo.

Urban words 16!!! (yes you actually get the number this time)

Over 9000: 1) A phrase that people use for something of impressive power, skill or just general fun. It stems from the Dragon Ball Z Show when Vegeta and one of his cronies come across Goku, and Vegeta's scouter reveals that Goku's power level is... OVER NINE THOUSAND!

Example* Power level? Its over 9000!!!

2) What the scouter says about Goku's power level. Over Nine thousand

Example* "Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power?"
"It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!" (Over 9000)
"WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?!

Images Nigga IMAGES!!!!!!!!

I got some new pics for everybody after being gone for a while. Here ya go my people.

My clothes on the day of the apocalypse 

Spooky house 

Big tree 

under big tree 

fell down while trying to take this pic and I was super surprised by the end result 

another spooky house 

looking up like after 6 

AHHHH THE SUN!! 

ocean next to the high way 

Indian Arrival day stuff in work

 The Square!!!!!! ^_^

Urban words (if you were paying attention I wouldn't have to tell you)

Ass Licking: Obviously when you lick someone's ass.

Example* Person 1 "Man, she's hott! Gots a nice ass too. I wanna lick it. :)"

Person 2 "I bet you would enjoy Ass Licking, you pervert."

Venting Problem

There is a problem that I just realized I have but I can do nothing about and I think a lot of people have it to but I will not be subjected to this problem no matter how heavy it weighs over my head. The problem I have is un-anonymous venting. I'll explain further so it turns out that I would like to use my social networks out there to vent like if I'm frustrated (because I can get frustrated like everybody else) I would change my status to FUCK! (YES YES I KNOW CURSING IS WRONG) I won't know why I would just feel like screaming but I can't scream because it would make a scene so I would change my status or write a post but recently I've noticed its impossible to vent about something concerning me and not mention anybody else without somebody judging me -_- and thinking something I really wish they wouldn't. For the people who randomly ask me what's wrong when I don't wanna talk is ok I just tell them "I'll tell ya later" but all I really want is to say what I gotta say and not gather any attention but that's impossible because of the internet and its ability to make anything and everything visible to all your friends and anybody that can find you. Sigh I will not stop venting though because I don't have to care what people think I'm to awesome either way and I'm not looking for attention I just want to shout and be left alone for a lil while just to think.

Urban words 4teen

Kiss: The sweetest thing a guy can do without bein an ass.

Example* May I kiss you instead of grabbing your ass?

Urban words tur-teen

Mexican alarm clock: Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass. 

See also:brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call

Example* We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.

Fear of the Week 2

Galeophobia or Gatophobia- Fear of cats.

Humor for College

Yo! I love working in my office I wish some days (every day) that it was something like the office of the next Youtube Channel that I'm going to share with you now. The channel is College Humor and they got a shit ton of hilarious stuff there like original songs, sketches and parodies I recommend you check out their stuff the link is on the name all you gotta do is click. Here is a video.

Urban words dymbëdhjetë - 12 in Albanian

Oceans Eleven: When a task is so complicated and involved that it would take as much planning and management as 11 guys robbing a high security casino vault. Exemplified by the plot for the Oceans 11 movie.

Example* Student A: Dang! I Didn't finish that major project on time! I gotta figure out a way to get maximum credit on it. 

Student B: Good luck man. That sounds like an Oceans Eleven.

Urban words 11

Super Saiyan: verb: To freak out and/or beat the shit out of someone. To lose it or lose control.

Example*  If you don't shut the hell up I'll get up and go super saiyan on your ass.

How someone looks going Super Saiyan

Absent!!

Yes I know I have been gone over a week! No I did not forget anybody! Yes my computer was broken! No I don't plan on writing this entire post like this! Ok so I was gone but now I'm back I might not be back forever but I'm back for now (sigh no I'm not planing on never blogging again. So I'm back and here are a couple post to past the time because I obviously didn't die last week Saturday I already have them in mind.

Oh and side note for some strange reason right now I remember when my friend Sue would constantly correct me every time I called making a post making a blog (for the 1st month I had my blog) Ahhh good times.... good times. Don't ask me why its in my head right now it just is enjoy the blog!

Urban words 5x2=

Bagel Bomb: The act of placing a bagel into a ziplock bag, then urinating in the bag and placing it in a closet for a week or so. In a week the bagel has absorbed a lot of the urine and the urine has turned black. This can be smashed the door of your arch nemesis. Example* Man that bagel bomb is ripe! Yeh I am going to toss at my neighbor's door because his dog keeps crapping on my lawn.

Urban words تسعة - means 9 in Arabic (I think)

Disrespection: A disrespectful act or action. 
Example* “Someone just stole my cat!” 
“That’s a disrespection" 


and by popular demand here is a lil something extra.....


Grape Drank; black people version of grape juice with the exception of:
nutrients and vitamins
consists of: sugar, water, and of course purple
Example* Jimmy: Hey you want some grape juice
Shawn: What? Nigga wtf is juice I want some grape drank baby, it's purple
Jimmy: Im not sure i know what grape drink is
Shawn: What?
jimmy: I got some apple juice
shawn: WTF IS JUICE!! I want some apple drank. it's greeeeeeeen

Miss Teen Beauty TnT

Well its that time again, time to see amazingly attractive girls model for a chance at being crowned as Miss Teen Beauty Trinidad and Tobago and I'm lucky enough to know 2 contestants my very good friends Cheleste and Niche. Their both extremely beautiful and at the peek of their teen sexiness but at the end of this I'll let you see for yourself . So I'll just give you some info about these two fantastic females. Niche is entering because she thinks Trinidad & Tobago is a really beautiful country an would love the opportunity to represent it as its beautiful teen, she has a thing for numbers so she wants to use that to her benefit an go into accounting. The money she makes there she'll use to open an fund an orphanage because she has a few problems with the generation gap she wants to help kids and people in her age group, if she wins the chance to represent T&T to the best of her abilities, she wishes to use the recognition to bring up and discuss problems that teens have to face on a daily basis in the attempt to bridge the generation gap (try to get adults to listen an to try an find ways to improve if not resolve problems). Cheleste is a precious red gem of TnT, she's entering because she has a slite obsession with elegance and there would be no better place to display elegance than in a pageant, she wants to make a difference not in just a charitable way but in our country's justice system because she wants to do criminal law in the future (note* she also wants to one day open an animal shelter and make animal rights a big deal in our country). I hope you enjoyed reading a little about them, now this pagent is a voter based text type thing so I'll give you the numbers to text and a couple pictures so you can see the future winners (even though only one can be chosen). 


Ok for Cheleste text MTTT d018 to swag (7924) exactly like that!!
Ok for Niche text MTTT d019 to swag (7924) exactly like that!!


 Cheleste                                                                   Niche

                                        

 Cheleste text MTTT d018 to swag (7924)            Niche text MTTT d019 to swag (7924)

Note* If you want to see the Pictures larger please click on them. Thank you please vote!

Urban words ate

Eh: A Canadian term, used at the end of a sentence which means, "do you understand?" or "do you agree?"

 

Example* The Leafs are gonna win the cup fer sure, eh?

"the cup" = "Lord Stanley's Mug" = the Stanley Cup, champoinship trophy in the NHL.

NEW AGE FUN with a VINTAGE FEEL!!! lol

Here's a song for all the people enjoying being a dickhead (watch the video) if the new style and fashions make little to no sense to you then this video will help make it a little easier to smile when you see it.  I often wondered why someone would wear a scarf in Trinidad because ITS SO HOT DOWN HERE and the men who wear it look kinda feminine but that's neither here nor there enjoy the video everybody (its kinda British though).

Note* The BeeGees are in no way dickheads

Urban words 7

Gay Bandit: when someone is so gay, that they come around you and steal your straightness

Example* I was walkin by when that gay bandit carl came by me. Its his fault that im not as straight as i was 5 minutes ago.His presence made me gayer.

Urban words Sex!

 Nathan: A guy who is caring and intelligent and is superior to all even God.He is loved by all his mates and is there for everyone who has problems and is a great listener.He is so caring and such a strong fighter that nothing can beat him.He is the kinda guy you want as a mate or a lover.A legend at the guitar and guitar hero.He is just an amazing happy person who is easy to love.He has a very nice personality and is very easy on the eyes and is very cute.He is a perfect man in every way unless you cross his path when he is sleepy then you have hell to pay lol. Generally a nice guy with lots of friends who adore and love him.A one of a kind...

Girl 1: Who is that guy?
Girl 2: Oh him he is a Nathan.
A nice guy.A legend on
The guitar!
Girl 1: He is such a dream!

 Note* Now I kid you not in the Urban dictionary there is actually this name and meaning (BOOM)

Fear of the Week 1

Hey I got something new to do every week I'm gonna share a phobia with everyone ^_^. For everyone that doesn't know what a phobia is I quickly copy and pasted the meaning from Wikipedia(the site of lies) a phobia is defined as a persistent fear of an object or situation in which the sufferer commits to great lengths in avoiding despite the fear, typically disproportional to the actual danger posed, often being recognized as irrational. Here is the 1st of many phobias......


Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.

Urban words V

Hot Pepsi: Pepsi that has been heated up in some way or form. 

you'll know it's the correct temperature if when you drink it, it makes your tongue fuzzy like men's asses.

Example* damn, that kid has hot pepsi, and a sock tan. stupid vagagical bastard.

Don't drink and Teleport

Hey everyone I have a sort of obsession with the ability to teleport so when I woke up about 2 hours ago and the 1st thing that came to mind was "what would happen if someone who could teleport had just a little to much to drink" so I made a video to view display what might happen.....

Note* I had no supplies or help for this video no editing was done either (I know I could use some)

Urban words cuatro (4)

Front-seat Back-seat dilemma: The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up."

A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."

Friend 1 (From the front seat): "Why won't Tim get in the car? I have a dermatologist appointment in 5 minutes!"

Friend 2 (From the back seat): "Dude, give him a break. He's suffering a front-seat back-seat dilemma. Everyone's been there once."

Black Nerd Comedy!

For all of you black guys out there who have no idea how to be a nerd or if you think your a nerd already hold up! cuz this nigga right here is a real black nerd his channel is hilarious and extremely nerdy so I'll just give the like to his channel Black Nerd Comedy and here is one of his videos.

Call me a Cab

Hey all you jazz cats and maniacs I got a real treat for all you out there who feel the music of the 30s died to soon. The mans name is Cab Calloway and Calloway was a master of energetic scat singing and led one of the United States' most popular African American big bands from the start of the 1930s through the late 1940s. His music really spoke to your soul and caused your hips to move and grove with each and every scat da da do lop of your feet. Here are 2 of his songs to help you feel it for yourself. 

 

Note* by the way look at his hair in these videos simply glorious in my book!

*A good Title*

I know its been a while since I posted some new pics but here are a couple I took but didn't show ANYBODY ever so I'm showing you because you never judge me (yes you do) your always so nice to me (no your not) and you blah blah blah!!! 

 Yes I'm 6 and I still draw faces in windows but look at the view 

A nice colored bunch of leaves 

In the back of movie town 

In a secret part of movie town (mysterious)

The view from outside my house 

Tysha's wall 

more stairs ^_^ 

THE SUN!!! 

 delicious chocolate cake

THE MOON 

LOOK! 

something that distracted me at a football game

Post-ah-Palooza TWO

Yes I'm still posting stuff everybody -_- I know I know, I wasn't really posting all the things I said I would and I'm sorry (people I don't even know better feel appreciated) if you remember in my 1st Post-ah-Palooza I told you I was  gonna post a bunch of stuff and this is basically the same thing also a verification that I will be doing some new stuff if you saw my post old old post He's (I'm) not dead!!!!!!!!!! ^_^ you will see a bunch of stuff I promised to do so I'm adding the urban words and something else I can't remember right now. Sooo without further adieu I'll be posting a shit ton of stuff right now!

Urban words tree

Cleptopenia: The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.

The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, classmate, or post office must have cleptopenia (Klep-toe-pen-ee-uh)

Note*I posted this up before but for some odd reason it was deleted (sigh) but I'm posting it over now and this is my one hundredth post (not like the amount really matters just felt like I should let me blog know "hey I got your back" ya know) so good job blog I couldn't have done it without you. Special thanks goes out to all the people following me I have no idea what would make you do it but I'm happy you did <3.

Urban words två - means 2 in Swedish

Typeless: adj. The state of being so astounded that one cannot type; writing equivalent of speechless

Dad, that story in your email message left me typeless!

Note*I posted this up before but for some odd reason it was deleted (sigh) but I'm posting it over now

Self discovery

Who are you? Why are you here? Who is your leader? These are questions people ask themselves everyday but I don't think I'll have to ask myself any of those ever again. I figured out who I am and the answer is Nathan Anthony Simon. That's it I am Nathan I'm here to be Nathan and do what I want and survive as long as I can doing such I am one being all of me is one and I am all of me (if that made sense to you then WOW) So yea I realized who I am and I have no idea how...

me

The way the World should be

A lot of people all over the world have been saying the world shouldn't be like this and it shouldn't be like that, now in my eyes everyone who says this has never thought of the consequences of this simple idea. We are born and from that very instance everyone and everything around you influences how you grow and how you act, if your happy how you are and with the people in your life don't wish the world was different because you might not have been born and you might not know who you know and love now. Instead of wishing the world was different in the beginning all together just go into what is bothering you and try to change it, most Trinidadian people have problems with many many things but all they do is complain for a week and forget about it. I'm sorry I was just venting because there were some people arguing about this topic when I was buying breakfast. I told them something along the lines of this post here to

This is the way the world should be and this is the way the world is

Urban words 1

Hello today I'm gonna be starting something called Urban words. This is where I take a word, sentence or phrase from the urban dictionary along with its meaning and put it up here so here is the 1st word.


Blap; refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a females face or the act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property.

         Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meatsword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarrassing for the blapper and blappie.
Tim got blapped by Charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.

Recipe for my nice weekend

Hey everyone so I have been great thanks for asking (really busy though). So I'm giving my recipe for a nice weekend because my weekend was nice and I can't think of anything better to talk about. We should start at Friday right? Well we're not going to so let's jump right into Saturday morning, I woke up around 2am (couldn't sleep) and at 2am there isn't really much to do so what did I do? NO I DID NOT GO ON FACEBOOK JUST TO SAY I CANT SLEEP!!!! I went onto my computer to read the comic book that started my Scott Pilgrim addiction (I only read book 3 that night though) Scott Pilgrim & The Infinite Sadness and Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together, I like to listen to smooth jazz while I read the books for some reason I don't really remember how or what made me start but whatever... So I was reading till around 5am then I fell asleep on the couch. I woke up around 8am when I looked at the time I was like "AHHHHHH I'M GONNA BE LATE!!!!!" Late for what you might ask? Late for FREE COMIC BOOK DAY! Yes I said free comic book day its a day where comic books are celebrated and given away to strangers, so I made it to my favourite comic book store Genesis and got a shit ton of comics, then I went into town where I played some C.O.D in the best supplier of video games store G-Spot (for like 15 minutes) afterwards I went to the mall with my friend we shopped I got a new shirt (sooooo sexy), then went off to hang with my niggas Adam and Che (both of them aren't actually black) and we played some C.O.D, I went to watch a movie with one of my friends unfortunately (fortunately) we just went drinking instead it was a great night. Got home talked to lili for hours :) and then woke up then rushed off to go make breakfast for my mom and prepare her for an awesome mothers day. Now I'm updating my blog and after I'm gonna chill at my friends house for a bit sounds like the perfect end to the perfect day to me.

Free comic book day swag

The breakfast I made my mom for mothers day 

note; Toasted bread, Eggs, Bacon bits, cheese, 2 bananas, an orange, FRESH orchard fruit punch juice, a picture of her and my step father on their wedding 11 years ago (took me 3 days to find it) and a mothers day card that says "Hey stupid head, thanks for not throwing me in the trash (like number 27) love you always mom........ I survived"

A dreadful hoax

Life... In general its waiting to die but a lot of people don't see it as that (including me) I can't say exactly how I see life but I know I enjoy it and I mean all of it I enjoy my crappy job, my awesome friends, my somewhat retarded family and my annoying school. I often do things some people call strange, I wouldn't disagree but I don't want it to seem strange I just enjoy life and I chose to do things like stop and smell the flowers (while a dog is chasing me) or spend some time reading a comic book (while in the middle of a busy work day).  I found a video probably something fan made but the words (audio) came from a man named Alan Watts he's a philosopher and I was taken a back by how his thoughts and mine were similar so I took one of his videos from youtube so you all can see as well.

  

My dates all messed up :S

Hey this is a post directed to my fellow bloggers who know the ins and outs of this site. So it turns out my dates in stats are all messed up but when I post something the date seems to be fine (I'm confused) because its saying that I started posting stuff in July 2000 (I'm baffled like WTF) but when I view my blog the dates I post things seem to be as normal as before.  If anybody knows what's going on or this is happening to you to please let me know so I can stop worrying