Urban Words 3 + 5 + 7 + 11 + 17.

Invisishit:  1. When a shit is taken and is subsequently not visible in the toilet bowl from any angle. In most cases, the shit is obscured by the lower area of the toilet bowl and seems to disappear. 

2. A shit so violent that the resulting projectile of feces smashes down through the plumbing without leaving a sign of its existence.

Example* "Dude, I just took an invisishit."

Urban Words 1010102

jailbait mathematician: A person who is an expert in determining the legal age of a person.
Example* "She says she was born in '88. How old does that make her?" 
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."

Urban Words PURPLE DINOO!! wait no I mean 41

yuppie:  Informal for (y)oung (U)rban (P)rofessional, or Yup. turned into yuppie in the 1980's. A term used to describe someone who is young, possibly just out of college, and who has a high-paying job and an affluent lifestyle. Can now be used to describe any rich person who is not modest about their financial status. Yuppiedom (yuppie-dum)is a term used to describe an involvement in being a yuppie.

Example* Yuppie-I'm going to go drive my ferrari to the seafood place for a $500 lobster.
Average person-I'm gonna fuck your wife, take your time with the lobster.

Urban Words 40

You: Not me, The person reading this.

Example* Hey you!!! You're reading this!!!

Urban Words 40

You: Not me, The person reading this.

Example* Hey you!!! You're reading this!!!

The many Obsessions of Nathan

I go crazy for awesome things. I'm gonna give you a short list of those things that I have obsessed over on a weekly basis (per week).......

Jumper

 The awesome movie about teleporation that made my childhood dreams a reality (even though it was just a movie) seeing it was a fantasy I could only hope to experience in my imagination. Above is a picture from the movie Jumper and a short example of teleportation.

Fear of the Week 6

Plutophobia- Fear of wealth

HEYYY

HEYYY you guys long time no post something... I'm extraordinarily sorry for being gone so long and I'm honoured that you are still viewing my blog. I have been very very busy and for my business I shall have an album of pictures with me doing different things over 2 months I was gone! However I shall  give you one pic for now ^_^

Shouting...

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Urban words XXXIX

pusswa: elegant way of saying pussy

Example* This pusswa is devine.

Urban words 8th member of the 7-aliquot tree

Decepticock: when a man stuffs a sock in his pants or wears a cup to impress women with his penis size he has a decepticock. Usually linked to a man with a tiny penis.

Example* Girl 1: "So I went out with Jason last night and then we went back to his place....

Girl 2: OMG! how was he?

Girl 1: Totally a decepticock.

Fear of the Week 5

Cancerophobia or Carcinophobia- Fear of cancer.

Urban words 37

132: 132 is short for "Fuck you" dirived from the way one can count in ten fingers in binary. If you assign your digits from your thumb to your pinky 1, 2, 4, 8 and 16 on one hand and then 32, 64, 128, 256 and 512 on the other hand then the number 132 would be displayed using both middle fingers exclusively.

Example* "And then he picked up the last copy off the shelf so I gave him 132."

Fear of the Week 4

Testophobia- Fear of taking tests.

Urban words 6 x 6 =

a beard: A women who goes on a date with a gay man to mask the fact that he is gay.

Example* Boss asks you and your girl friend to join him and his wife for dinner, you accept. ( Boss suffers from severe homophobia ). You need a beard.

Urban words Thirty-five

Angry nap: after coming home from having a shitty day and all you feel is angry, the best course of action being of course, to angry nap. You just need to kind of start things over; an angry nap is the solution.

Example* "yeah, i had such a shitty day yesterday, I just decided to take an angry nap when I got home." 

"oh, did you wake up feeling better?" 

"yeah, definitely"

Everything is so Hilarious!!

Its 1:30am, why is everything so funny right now?!?! I can't stop laughing and all I'm thinking about is this video.

enjoy...

Urban words 34

dad: The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"

Example* Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"

double meaning...

dad: the one who knocked-up your mom

Example* horny guy + no condom = dad

Happy Father's Day

Fathers... Fathers are more important then they will ever know. Some people think getting someone pregnant is all it takes to become a father, those people are wrong. To be a father you need, understanding, love, compassion, respect and above all the ability to be there for your kids. Most of my friends come from single parent homes or have step fathers, this is always a touch subject but just because your father might not be around it doesn't mean he doesn't love you or he doesn't care. So call and say happy fathers day. In all honesty I have no idea what it feels like to have a real father, because my dad abandoned us when I was 7 and my step father is abusive, doesn't care about me and doesn't talk to me unless its to tell me how stupid I am while everybody's back is turned. However I know many people who have good fathers and I know many good fathers in general, Fathers who will call your friends over while taking a drink just to say hi, fathers who give you advice with out even knowing whats wrong, fathers who care about their daughters, fathers who care about their sons, fathers who care about their step-children, guardians who watch over children they didn't create on their own but love molding them into good people, fathers who care about their nephews, nieces and neigbours. There are people who don't have fathers anymore and my heart goes out to them. Good dads make the world go round. I really don't know what I'm doing here I just wanted to make a tribute to good dads they deserve a day to be treated right.

I have never seen a better father in any show then uncle Iroh. He took in his nephew when no one else would treated him like his own son and showed him how to be a man, even though his son died.

Awesome dad alert!! Plus he has that Santa Claus beard!!! Robin Williams has won!

Urban words EE-33 :S

Theology: Simply put, the study of God.

Example* I'm late for my Theology class.

N.3.R.D Chronicle 18-06-11

HEYYY!!! Well I'm still doing this kinda post so don't fear my dears (wow that was lame). Anyway I saw my friend's status on facebook today was "lol I used to think power rangers on tv was cool I look now and its hilarious." so I naturally commented and said  "in my eyes ninja storm was the most awesome ^-^" so I just wanted to share my love and knowledge of the power rangers saga with you. Sigh oh how I often miss the nostalgia that came along with episodes of the old Power Rangers. The explosions, the sparks, the female Rangers who are are still made sexual objects because even tho everyone wears the same uniform they must still keep skirts on <3 but alas I've grown to old for my old love. To all of you that still miss and love the old Power Rangers here are some clips from the best episode ever made.  

Forever red!

Just to let people know Japanese speaking Power Rangers outnumber English speaking ones

Urban words XXXII

Monstroctopus: (n) A very monstrous beast that resides at the bottom of the ocean. It has only been seen once in the history of the earth, and everyone should beware of its existence. The monstroctopus is indeed female, and its appearance is one of a giant octopus with 14 tentacles, 46 yellow eyes with black beady centers, and 7 vaginas with razor sharp teeth. The Monstroctopus is always in heat, and the mating call of the monstroctopus has a decibel level high enough to disturb the orbit of the moon. The monstroctopus is not a force to be reckoned with. It is powerful enough to cockblock an entire nation of men with one tentacle. The monstroctopus was not born on earth, but it merely landed here from space millions of years ago: around the time that the dinosaurs went extinct. The Monstroctopus has been in hibernation since before any human record, and the mayans have predicted it to wake up in December of 2012. Hopefully they are wrong.

Pl. form: Monstroctopi

Example* There is but one monstroctopus, but many can relate ugly horrific people to the monstroctopus in every day life. Examples of people that may be considered monstroctopi are Joan Rivers as well as Rosie O'Donnell.

Late night sandwich ^_^

Its 11:37 pm, I just made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I'm eating while I type this with one hand. No I am not drinking juice, yea baby I know I'm a risk taker!  So I'm done eating it at 11:39pm. Goodnight.

Urban words 31

Bus: 1/ The worst way of getting a murdered corpse to its dump site.

2/ a long car

Example* "dude lets not take the bus this corspe aint getting any fresher"

Okay, so Top 10 Reasons Why Taking the Bus Rocks:

Firstly, you don't have to wear a seatbelt. Anyone who says they like wearing seatbelts is gay. And a liar.

Secondly, the people are really weird. Like ther's one guy I used to see EVERYWHERE who's all normal and shit, except that he wears skirts. Not kilts. Skirts. What this means is that you can be as strange and obnoxious as possible and no will say anything. In fact, they will do their best to ignore you.

Thirdly, if you wear sunglasses and look around and write things down, people look at you funny or hid their face and give you more to write about.

Fourthly, you can be as high or as drunk as you want and still get to where you want to go with the added bonus of not having to give a stilted-English speaking cabi directions while slurring.

Fifthly, it's cheap, and you don't have to pay for gas or insurance or maintenance of any kind.

Sixthly, if bus drivers are friendly they make your day and if they're jerkfaces they give you a good story to tell.

Seventhly, you get to listen to other people's conversations and know about intimate things in their lives, like how their job sucks (which, by the way, is pretty obvious if they're riding a bus).

Eightly, if you're young, you get motivated to succeed so you don't get stuck riding the bus forever. And if you're old, you get to look at other people who failed and feel better about yourself.

Ninthly, there's fun graffitti around to entertain you.

And tenthly, there are always hilarious fashion blunders on fake blonde twelve year olds with blue eyeliner from Orleans who think they're hot shit, like wearing Stitches sky-blue half-bleached jeans with a pink belly shirt.

So ya, s'il vous plais ne plaindre pas.

"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?"
But answer came there none -
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.

Urban words the natural number following 29 and preceding 31

death: the cure for life

Urban words the tenth prime number

Angry nap: after coming home from having a shitty day and all you feel is angry, the best course of action being of course, to angry nap. You just need to kind of start things over; an angry nap is the solution.

Example* "yeah, i had such a shitty day yesterday, I just decided to take an angry nap when I got home." 

"oh, did you wake up feeling better?" 

"yeah, definitely"

Urban words twenty-ate

Life: A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

The 2nd verse speaks to my soul

Its really really late and I'm feeling like a lot of shit is going wrong I got some terrible bad news that made me both sad and angry. I talked to 2 of my really close friends Jena and Lexxi, they helped me through it but I'm here now listening to one of my favorite songs I just figured I should share the lyrics and a picture for you, that's all.

Lupe Fiasco "Intruder Alert"
(feat. Sarah Green, Matthew Santos)

She said that there was no love in her heart
Cause one day a rapist attacked her and broke
That all apart
She said there was no way to fix it
Or to cover her scars
Then one day a guy came along that
Probably could help her start
He was sincere made her believe it was safe
For her to trust again
Before long she was cool to giving hugs to him
Knew that it was right cause somethin was wrong
The alarms in her mind didn't tell her he didn't belong

There was no

[Chorus:]
Intruder [x4]
Alert [x4]

He said nobody else ever loved em (him)
Thats why he get high enough to go touch the heavens above em
Vividly remembers every pipe
Every needle that stuck em
Every alley he ever slept in
Every purse that he snuck in
Every level of hell he's been to
And the one that he's stuck in
The one he cant escape
Even tho it's of his own construction
Maybe you can relate
Maybe you one of those that just doesn't
Maybe he doesn't care
Loves to allow these demons to come in
With no

[Chorus:]
Intruder [x4]
Alert [x4]

Famine stricken his home
Land and no social standing
In the economic pecking order
Emergency relief
Distribution systems is in disorder
He's checking water making sure
It's safe enough for his
Daughter to float across in
The boat he built
Hopefully strong enough to support
Praying border patrols
Don't catch her
And process and deport her
Before she reach the shore
Of the land of the free
Where they feed u
Treat u like equals
Deceive you
Stamp u
And call you illegal

[Chorus:]
Intruder [x4]
Alert [x4]

Singin'

There's someone here
And it's not me
How could this be
I locked my doors
Kept my armies on my shore
Point my rockets at my skies

I'm so fortified
I built my wall so high
SO WHY OH'
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Intruder [repeat] 

HD- HIGH or DRUNK

OMFG I got a new HD camcorder and I'm loving it <3 I took some shots this weekend and I'll share them with you today :D. I really need to say I'm jumping off the walls with happiness since I got this ticket to my dream.

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sleepy 

its 

1:00 am

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 yourself.

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 sleepy

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now

Well its been half a year -_-

Hey everyone who read all of my post since like last year when I started and still are (oh and hi everybody else) well if you remember my old called 365 more days till the next 366 and then we have 365 more days for the next 4 years I made my resolutions for the new year which is this year, 2011. So its been about 6 months I think I should update everyone. Well I'm gonna just show the list in order and just state what I got done so far.

1. Buy a professional camera. Well I bought a professional HD camcorder and it takes pretty decent pictures a lot better quality then my blackberry. So I think I can cross that as done.
2. Get a better paying job. Well I haven't gotten a better paying job yet but I am awaiting a couple interviews. In all honesty though I would like to stay in the section I'm in right now for a couple more months because their sorta teaching me about photography. So I think we should keep this on the list.
3. Try to keep all promises I made to women I care about. Still doing that so we can cross that or just cross half of it. 
4. Don't lose my blackberry. I still have it so *happy dance* cross that off.
5. Keep my flow of awesomeness. I haven't changed yet so I think that means I'm the same ya kno.
6. Post a new blog (I meant post) at least twice a week. I have been doing that so yay me I'm winning. Cross another off the list.
7. Add some specials to my blog. If you have been paying attention you would note that I have a bunch of random specials on my blog for all the enjoy.
8. Get a puppy. I got a puppy and I love her very much but my mom made me give her away. :(
9. Get serious about my relationships. I think I am but then again I could be wrong, my serious and her serious can be different at times.
10. Don't die. Last time I checked I'm still alive (luckily).
11. Get a bunch of people for my portfolio plan. I have about 23 people waiting for me to say lets get started so far. I would like to cross it off but I'm not sure yet.
12. Get my portfolio plan done by the end of 2011. Well the year isn't over yet so wish me luck
13. Party, Drink and Lime less. NEXT!!!
14. Have a relationship with a girl I love to last more then 6 months. Well that's not working out so well maybe by the end of the year I can have a better answer.
15. Get to visit Tobago. I still haven't gotten over there -_-

Well those have been my resolutions for the year so far I hope I can finish them all, thanks for reading.

H.B.S - Happy Birthday Sal

I'm tired yall, been running all over the place trying to get some stuff ready for my friend Saloni's Birthday present (her birthday which is today) so Happy Birthday to Sal if you don't know who she is here she got her own Ode to Sal and I've also been helping Majik with selling something too for her own personal gain, plus school, plus work but I'm not complaining lol. So this is just me saying I'm gonna make a new video and keep all my post up to date soon. However for the video its not gonna be soon because the next video I make is for Sal and its actually taking a lot of work right now. I'll get up to date soon thanks for understanding and HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAL!!!!!!!!

Urban words 20= seven

cool girl: A mythological being based on the concept that there are women out there that are not bloodsucking, money-grubbing whores.

Example* I thought Kelly was a cool girl but then I saw her suck dick for coke.

Urban words 25

Rage Dump: Shitting while in an intense fury.

Example* I'm so god damn furious, gonna go take a rage dump.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

*ploop*

Urban words 20 For!

Chavs: Chavs are retards who think that they're rebels and also think that their local McDonalds is a 5-star restraint. 

Male chavs wear clothes and jewelry which come from a market, they have a attitude problem and smoke since the age of 11. 

Female chavs wear tight trousers and when they sit down they're thongs show, have fake blonde hair as straight as an ironing board or they have the "croydon face-lift", they lost their virginity at the age of 14, they have a attitide problem and they have really really bad teeth. 

Chavs also use stupid words such as "safe" or "mint" or "y'wot?" or "quali'ee" or my favourite "innit" what are they trying to say?, it's like trying to communicate with a dog. 

you usually find them in your local bus stop or your local town.

Example* In my local area they're are loads of chavs

Urban words drieëntwintig - 23 in Dutch

Sharmoota: bitch in arabic

Example* dont be a sharmoota.

0hh kay...

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!!!! I found myself saying that for no reason tonight just felt like shouting it but I can't shout so I'm posting it here the one place I feel like I can speak my mind....

Urban words twenty-too

Fit: The British version of Hot.

Example*"dude that girl is fit!" 
"right?"

Urban words 20-won

Manlify: To take an object that is unmanly and (manlify) it by using nails, gray primer spray paint, duct tape or any other item found in your garage.

Example* Wrap a length of duct tape around the toe of a new pair of slippers to manlify them.

A spin on the End of the World

I know its been a while since I made a new video but you know the world was suppose to end I didn't wanna worry anybody but Call of Duty was like in full effect for Rapture week I'm sorry but here is a video for you to share what I took from the day we weren't suppose to survive from.

Side note* The video ended abruptly because I didn't have enough room on my phone coming to the end.

Urban words XX

Pussyhorse: A pussyhorse is a name you call someone when they are being stupid, annoying, rude, funny, obnoxious, ghetto, sexy, horny, nice, sanitary, dirty etc. it is a word used for basically anything.

Example* Girl #1: You look so pretty! I'm jealous. 
Girl #2: You're prettier than I am. So stop being such a pussyhorse.

Guy #1: I like to wash my hands. 
Guy #2: Wow. You're a pussyhorse.

Fear of the Week 3

Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words.


Side note* I found this ironically hilarious!!!! LOL

Urban words diecinueve

Poop and Seek: A game you and your friends play where one friend goes to poop and then texts mass amounts of people before they do poop. They Everyone has to find that person before they finish pooping. If this happens to you, you will receive a text saying POOP!. This usually works best when no one expects this like when in school or at work. By the way opposite sex bathrooms are not off limits so go where ever you can to find this person.

Example* In the middle of class I received a text saying POOP! because my friend joe was playing poop and seek.

Urban words ate(teen)

No homo: Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.

Example* His ass is mine. No homo.

LONELY ISLAND!

I GOT SOMETHING BIG THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well no need to raise the hype I'm sure most of you know the Youtube Channel for The Lonely Island and if you saw their channel recently you would know they have a new album called Tuttleneck and Chain all I can say is wow! That is by far the most amazingly hilarious album I've ever had and I am personally downloading it from the states because its that good I recommend you go watch a couple of their videos and unless you have no sense of humor or are a loser you'll find something you like, oh and here is a video they made that I can't stop listening to.

here is a little something extra this is a song called attracted to us from The Lonely Island

Attracted To Us Lyrics

White girls!

You are attracted to us!

Black girls!

You are attracted to us!

Asian girls!

You are attracted to us!

Latinas!

You are attracted to us!

Attracted to us!

But you're never gonna get it

Never never gonna get it

No you're never gonna get it

Because we're shy, we're shy, we're shy

We're all so shy

You're never gonna get it

We're so sweet and shy

All you pretty girls

We know you want our bodies

But we're more the [?] types

Yea yea yea yea

But you're never gonna get it

Never never gonna get it

No you're never gonna get it

Because we're shy, we're shy, we're shy

We're nice and shy

You're never gonna get it

We're polite and shy

Nerdy girls!

You are attracted to us!

Oh-My-God girls!

You are attracted to us!

[?] girls!

You are attracted to us!

Cha-cha-cha girls!

You are attracted to us!

Space girls!

You are attracted to us!

You are attracted to us!

Cause we are shy.

Urban words 十七 - 17 in Chinese

Nampa: Nampa or nanpa (both spellings are correct because of the way the 'n' character works in Japanese) is a Japanese term meaning the act of meeting and seducing women.

To put it in American terms, to "do nampa" is to "pick up women." So, if you have ever approached a stranger with the intention of establishing a romantic relationship of some kind (successfully or not), you have done nampa. Being introduced to a girl through a friend is not nampa.

However, in other contexts the word nampa may refer to the practice of meeting women by way of a popular Japanese courtship procedure, wherein young men stand at lively public areas and approach passing women in rapid succession until one agrees to an instant date (to a karaoke bar, for instance).

Example* I once saw a video of two guys doing nampa in Tokyo.

Urban words 16!!! (yes you actually get the number this time)

Over 9000: 1) A phrase that people use for something of impressive power, skill or just general fun. It stems from the Dragon Ball Z Show when Vegeta and one of his cronies come across Goku, and Vegeta's scouter reveals that Goku's power level is... OVER NINE THOUSAND!

Example* Power level? Its over 9000!!!

2) What the scouter says about Goku's power level. Over Nine thousand

Example* "Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power?"
"It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!" (Over 9000)
"WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?!

Images Nigga IMAGES!!!!!!!!

I got some new pics for everybody after being gone for a while. Here ya go my people.

My clothes on the day of the apocalypse 

Spooky house 

Big tree 

under big tree 

fell down while trying to take this pic and I was super surprised by the end result 

another spooky house 

looking up like after 6 

AHHHH THE SUN!! 

ocean next to the high way 

Indian Arrival day stuff in work

 The Square!!!!!! ^_^

Urban words (if you were paying attention I wouldn't have to tell you)

Ass Licking: Obviously when you lick someone's ass.

Example* Person 1 "Man, she's hott! Gots a nice ass too. I wanna lick it. :)"

Person 2 "I bet you would enjoy Ass Licking, you pervert."

Venting Problem

There is a problem that I just realized I have but I can do nothing about and I think a lot of people have it to but I will not be subjected to this problem no matter how heavy it weighs over my head. The problem I have is un-anonymous venting. I'll explain further so it turns out that I would like to use my social networks out there to vent like if I'm frustrated (because I can get frustrated like everybody else) I would change my status to FUCK! (YES YES I KNOW CURSING IS WRONG) I won't know why I would just feel like screaming but I can't scream because it would make a scene so I would change my status or write a post but recently I've noticed its impossible to vent about something concerning me and not mention anybody else without somebody judging me -_- and thinking something I really wish they wouldn't. For the people who randomly ask me what's wrong when I don't wanna talk is ok I just tell them "I'll tell ya later" but all I really want is to say what I gotta say and not gather any attention but that's impossible because of the internet and its ability to make anything and everything visible to all your friends and anybody that can find you. Sigh I will not stop venting though because I don't have to care what people think I'm to awesome either way and I'm not looking for attention I just want to shout and be left alone for a lil while just to think.

Urban words 4teen

Kiss: The sweetest thing a guy can do without bein an ass.

Example* May I kiss you instead of grabbing your ass?

Urban words tur-teen

Mexican alarm clock: Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass. 

See also:brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call

Example* We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.

Fear of the Week 2

Galeophobia or Gatophobia- Fear of cats.

Humor for College

Yo! I love working in my office I wish some days (every day) that it was something like the office of the next Youtube Channel that I'm going to share with you now. The channel is College Humor and they got a shit ton of hilarious stuff there like original songs, sketches and parodies I recommend you check out their stuff the link is on the name all you gotta do is click. Here is a video.

Urban words dymbëdhjetë - 12 in Albanian

Oceans Eleven: When a task is so complicated and involved that it would take as much planning and management as 11 guys robbing a high security casino vault. Exemplified by the plot for the Oceans 11 movie.

Example* Student A: Dang! I Didn't finish that major project on time! I gotta figure out a way to get maximum credit on it. 

Student B: Good luck man. That sounds like an Oceans Eleven.

Urban words 11

Super Saiyan: verb: To freak out and/or beat the shit out of someone. To lose it or lose control.

Example*  If you don't shut the hell up I'll get up and go super saiyan on your ass.

How someone looks going Super Saiyan