Urban words XXXIX

pusswa: elegant way of saying pussy

Example* This pusswa is devine.

Urban words 8th member of the 7-aliquot tree

Decepticock: when a man stuffs a sock in his pants or wears a cup to impress women with his penis size he has a decepticock. Usually linked to a man with a tiny penis.

Example* Girl 1: "So I went out with Jason last night and then we went back to his place....

Girl 2: OMG! how was he?

Girl 1: Totally a decepticock.

Fear of the Week 5

Cancerophobia or Carcinophobia- Fear of cancer.

Urban words 37

132: 132 is short for "Fuck you" dirived from the way one can count in ten fingers in binary. If you assign your digits from your thumb to your pinky 1, 2, 4, 8 and 16 on one hand and then 32, 64, 128, 256 and 512 on the other hand then the number 132 would be displayed using both middle fingers exclusively.

Example* "And then he picked up the last copy off the shelf so I gave him 132."

Fear of the Week 4

Testophobia- Fear of taking tests.

Urban words 6 x 6 =

a beard: A women who goes on a date with a gay man to mask the fact that he is gay.

Example* Boss asks you and your girl friend to join him and his wife for dinner, you accept. ( Boss suffers from severe homophobia ). You need a beard.

Urban words Thirty-five

Angry nap: after coming home from having a shitty day and all you feel is angry, the best course of action being of course, to angry nap. You just need to kind of start things over; an angry nap is the solution.

Example* "yeah, i had such a shitty day yesterday, I just decided to take an angry nap when I got home." 

"oh, did you wake up feeling better?" 

"yeah, definitely"

Everything is so Hilarious!!

Its 1:30am, why is everything so funny right now?!?! I can't stop laughing and all I'm thinking about is this video.

enjoy...

Urban words 34

dad: The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"

Example* Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"

double meaning...

dad: the one who knocked-up your mom

Example* horny guy + no condom = dad

Happy Father's Day

Fathers... Fathers are more important then they will ever know. Some people think getting someone pregnant is all it takes to become a father, those people are wrong. To be a father you need, understanding, love, compassion, respect and above all the ability to be there for your kids. Most of my friends come from single parent homes or have step fathers, this is always a touch subject but just because your father might not be around it doesn't mean he doesn't love you or he doesn't care. So call and say happy fathers day. In all honesty I have no idea what it feels like to have a real father, because my dad abandoned us when I was 7 and my step father is abusive, doesn't care about me and doesn't talk to me unless its to tell me how stupid I am while everybody's back is turned. However I know many people who have good fathers and I know many good fathers in general, Fathers who will call your friends over while taking a drink just to say hi, fathers who give you advice with out even knowing whats wrong, fathers who care about their daughters, fathers who care about their sons, fathers who care about their step-children, guardians who watch over children they didn't create on their own but love molding them into good people, fathers who care about their nephews, nieces and neigbours. There are people who don't have fathers anymore and my heart goes out to them. Good dads make the world go round. I really don't know what I'm doing here I just wanted to make a tribute to good dads they deserve a day to be treated right.

I have never seen a better father in any show then uncle Iroh. He took in his nephew when no one else would treated him like his own son and showed him how to be a man, even though his son died.

Awesome dad alert!! Plus he has that Santa Claus beard!!! Robin Williams has won!

Urban words EE-33 :S

Theology: Simply put, the study of God.

Example* I'm late for my Theology class.

N.3.R.D Chronicle 18-06-11

HEYYY!!! Well I'm still doing this kinda post so don't fear my dears (wow that was lame). Anyway I saw my friend's status on facebook today was "lol I used to think power rangers on tv was cool I look now and its hilarious." so I naturally commented and said  "in my eyes ninja storm was the most awesome ^-^" so I just wanted to share my love and knowledge of the power rangers saga with you. Sigh oh how I often miss the nostalgia that came along with episodes of the old Power Rangers. The explosions, the sparks, the female Rangers who are are still made sexual objects because even tho everyone wears the same uniform they must still keep skirts on <3 but alas I've grown to old for my old love. To all of you that still miss and love the old Power Rangers here are some clips from the best episode ever made.  

Forever red!

Just to let people know Japanese speaking Power Rangers outnumber English speaking ones

Urban words XXXII

Monstroctopus: (n) A very monstrous beast that resides at the bottom of the ocean. It has only been seen once in the history of the earth, and everyone should beware of its existence. The monstroctopus is indeed female, and its appearance is one of a giant octopus with 14 tentacles, 46 yellow eyes with black beady centers, and 7 vaginas with razor sharp teeth. The Monstroctopus is always in heat, and the mating call of the monstroctopus has a decibel level high enough to disturb the orbit of the moon. The monstroctopus is not a force to be reckoned with. It is powerful enough to cockblock an entire nation of men with one tentacle. The monstroctopus was not born on earth, but it merely landed here from space millions of years ago: around the time that the dinosaurs went extinct. The Monstroctopus has been in hibernation since before any human record, and the mayans have predicted it to wake up in December of 2012. Hopefully they are wrong.

Pl. form: Monstroctopi

Example* There is but one monstroctopus, but many can relate ugly horrific people to the monstroctopus in every day life. Examples of people that may be considered monstroctopi are Joan Rivers as well as Rosie O'Donnell.

Late night sandwich ^_^

Its 11:37 pm, I just made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I'm eating while I type this with one hand. No I am not drinking juice, yea baby I know I'm a risk taker!  So I'm done eating it at 11:39pm. Goodnight.

Urban words 31

Bus: 1/ The worst way of getting a murdered corpse to its dump site.

2/ a long car

Example* "dude lets not take the bus this corspe aint getting any fresher"

Okay, so Top 10 Reasons Why Taking the Bus Rocks:

Firstly, you don't have to wear a seatbelt. Anyone who says they like wearing seatbelts is gay. And a liar.

Secondly, the people are really weird. Like ther's one guy I used to see EVERYWHERE who's all normal and shit, except that he wears skirts. Not kilts. Skirts. What this means is that you can be as strange and obnoxious as possible and no will say anything. In fact, they will do their best to ignore you.

Thirdly, if you wear sunglasses and look around and write things down, people look at you funny or hid their face and give you more to write about.

Fourthly, you can be as high or as drunk as you want and still get to where you want to go with the added bonus of not having to give a stilted-English speaking cabi directions while slurring.

Fifthly, it's cheap, and you don't have to pay for gas or insurance or maintenance of any kind.

Sixthly, if bus drivers are friendly they make your day and if they're jerkfaces they give you a good story to tell.

Seventhly, you get to listen to other people's conversations and know about intimate things in their lives, like how their job sucks (which, by the way, is pretty obvious if they're riding a bus).

Eightly, if you're young, you get motivated to succeed so you don't get stuck riding the bus forever. And if you're old, you get to look at other people who failed and feel better about yourself.

Ninthly, there's fun graffitti around to entertain you.

And tenthly, there are always hilarious fashion blunders on fake blonde twelve year olds with blue eyeliner from Orleans who think they're hot shit, like wearing Stitches sky-blue half-bleached jeans with a pink belly shirt.

So ya, s'il vous plais ne plaindre pas.

"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?"
But answer came there none -
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.

Urban words the natural number following 29 and preceding 31

death: the cure for life

Urban words the tenth prime number

Angry nap: after coming home from having a shitty day and all you feel is angry, the best course of action being of course, to angry nap. You just need to kind of start things over; an angry nap is the solution.

Example* "yeah, i had such a shitty day yesterday, I just decided to take an angry nap when I got home." 

"oh, did you wake up feeling better?" 

"yeah, definitely"

Urban words twenty-ate

Life: A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

The 2nd verse speaks to my soul

Its really really late and I'm feeling like a lot of shit is going wrong I got some terrible bad news that made me both sad and angry. I talked to 2 of my really close friends Jena and Lexxi, they helped me through it but I'm here now listening to one of my favorite songs I just figured I should share the lyrics and a picture for you, that's all.

Lupe Fiasco "Intruder Alert"
(feat. Sarah Green, Matthew Santos)

She said that there was no love in her heart
Cause one day a rapist attacked her and broke
That all apart
She said there was no way to fix it
Or to cover her scars
Then one day a guy came along that
Probably could help her start
He was sincere made her believe it was safe
For her to trust again
Before long she was cool to giving hugs to him
Knew that it was right cause somethin was wrong
The alarms in her mind didn't tell her he didn't belong

There was no

[Chorus:]
Intruder [x4]
Alert [x4]

He said nobody else ever loved em (him)
Thats why he get high enough to go touch the heavens above em
Vividly remembers every pipe
Every needle that stuck em
Every alley he ever slept in
Every purse that he snuck in
Every level of hell he's been to
And the one that he's stuck in
The one he cant escape
Even tho it's of his own construction
Maybe you can relate
Maybe you one of those that just doesn't
Maybe he doesn't care
Loves to allow these demons to come in
With no

[Chorus:]
Intruder [x4]
Alert [x4]

Famine stricken his home
Land and no social standing
In the economic pecking order
Emergency relief
Distribution systems is in disorder
He's checking water making sure
It's safe enough for his
Daughter to float across in
The boat he built
Hopefully strong enough to support
Praying border patrols
Don't catch her
And process and deport her
Before she reach the shore
Of the land of the free
Where they feed u
Treat u like equals
Deceive you
Stamp u
And call you illegal

[Chorus:]
Intruder [x4]
Alert [x4]

Singin'

There's someone here
And it's not me
How could this be
I locked my doors
Kept my armies on my shore
Point my rockets at my skies

I'm so fortified
I built my wall so high
SO WHY OH'
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Intruder [repeat] 

HD- HIGH or DRUNK

OMFG I got a new HD camcorder and I'm loving it <3 I took some shots this weekend and I'll share them with you today :D. I really need to say I'm jumping off the walls with happiness since I got this ticket to my dream.

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Well its been half a year -_-

Hey everyone who read all of my post since like last year when I started and still are (oh and hi everybody else) well if you remember my old called 365 more days till the next 366 and then we have 365 more days for the next 4 years I made my resolutions for the new year which is this year, 2011. So its been about 6 months I think I should update everyone. Well I'm gonna just show the list in order and just state what I got done so far.

1. Buy a professional camera. Well I bought a professional HD camcorder and it takes pretty decent pictures a lot better quality then my blackberry. So I think I can cross that as done.
2. Get a better paying job. Well I haven't gotten a better paying job yet but I am awaiting a couple interviews. In all honesty though I would like to stay in the section I'm in right now for a couple more months because their sorta teaching me about photography. So I think we should keep this on the list.
3. Try to keep all promises I made to women I care about. Still doing that so we can cross that or just cross half of it. 
4. Don't lose my blackberry. I still have it so *happy dance* cross that off.
5. Keep my flow of awesomeness. I haven't changed yet so I think that means I'm the same ya kno.
6. Post a new blog (I meant post) at least twice a week. I have been doing that so yay me I'm winning. Cross another off the list.
7. Add some specials to my blog. If you have been paying attention you would note that I have a bunch of random specials on my blog for all the enjoy.
8. Get a puppy. I got a puppy and I love her very much but my mom made me give her away. :(
9. Get serious about my relationships. I think I am but then again I could be wrong, my serious and her serious can be different at times.
10. Don't die. Last time I checked I'm still alive (luckily).
11. Get a bunch of people for my portfolio plan. I have about 23 people waiting for me to say lets get started so far. I would like to cross it off but I'm not sure yet.
12. Get my portfolio plan done by the end of 2011. Well the year isn't over yet so wish me luck
13. Party, Drink and Lime less. NEXT!!!
14. Have a relationship with a girl I love to last more then 6 months. Well that's not working out so well maybe by the end of the year I can have a better answer.
15. Get to visit Tobago. I still haven't gotten over there -_-

Well those have been my resolutions for the year so far I hope I can finish them all, thanks for reading.

H.B.S - Happy Birthday Sal

I'm tired yall, been running all over the place trying to get some stuff ready for my friend Saloni's Birthday present (her birthday which is today) so Happy Birthday to Sal if you don't know who she is here she got her own Ode to Sal and I've also been helping Majik with selling something too for her own personal gain, plus school, plus work but I'm not complaining lol. So this is just me saying I'm gonna make a new video and keep all my post up to date soon. However for the video its not gonna be soon because the next video I make is for Sal and its actually taking a lot of work right now. I'll get up to date soon thanks for understanding and HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAL!!!!!!!!

Urban words 20= seven

cool girl: A mythological being based on the concept that there are women out there that are not bloodsucking, money-grubbing whores.

Example* I thought Kelly was a cool girl but then I saw her suck dick for coke.

Urban words 25

Rage Dump: Shitting while in an intense fury.

Example* I'm so god damn furious, gonna go take a rage dump.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

*ploop*

Urban words 20 For!

Chavs: Chavs are retards who think that they're rebels and also think that their local McDonalds is a 5-star restraint. 

Male chavs wear clothes and jewelry which come from a market, they have a attitude problem and smoke since the age of 11. 

Female chavs wear tight trousers and when they sit down they're thongs show, have fake blonde hair as straight as an ironing board or they have the "croydon face-lift", they lost their virginity at the age of 14, they have a attitide problem and they have really really bad teeth. 

Chavs also use stupid words such as "safe" or "mint" or "y'wot?" or "quali'ee" or my favourite "innit" what are they trying to say?, it's like trying to communicate with a dog. 

you usually find them in your local bus stop or your local town.

Example* In my local area they're are loads of chavs

Urban words drieëntwintig - 23 in Dutch

Sharmoota: bitch in arabic

Example* dont be a sharmoota.