How to survive a Zombie Apocalypse (by Nate)

Are You Ready

Hello now I know what your thinking (well to be honest I don't because I'm not really all that telepathic) you wanna survive a zombie apocalypse so this is my idea of how to survive now this is only for Trinidad no where else because I haven't really had a chance to study a lot of different terrine all over the world so I'm going to be helping Trinidadians in this ok (to bad other countries) these are my steps to survival but if you read this you need to know not to be selfish with the information and help anybody you can to survive.

1. Come to terms with the ituations and distance your self from all ties and emotions that may get you killed.(Because you may have to kill your friends and family)
2. Contact any and all people you Need to (ie. Friends, Family, Lovers, Resources) before the day ends(a full 24 hours) because the people who make sure you can use your phones services might not want to stay in the office when the zombies are walking around. 
3. Select a place to Meet up with the people you have contacted, also give them a Time Period to meet and a way to contact you when they get there. The place has to be safe and reachable by everyone within the time period given and a backup must be given in case the !st place was overrun or to crowded.
4. Once you meet with your people break off into 3 groups if you can (I said 3 groups to maximize time) your gonna have to get Vehicles powerful enough to drive over bodies, Weapons and Food. (now if you don't have enough people for the groups you don't need it just find a way to get your supplies in the order I said Vehicle, Weapons, Food)
5. You need to get aVvehicle first because going on foot isn't smart a bite from a zombie can turn you into one and if in our apocalypse the don't turn you that's still the problem of a wound slowing you down.
6. Once you find your vehicle you need to find a Weapon or Weapons if your capable. So where do you think is the best place to get a weapon (there aren't really a lot of gun stores) so you go to a central police station (the regular people in the country will think this is some kind of crazy disease so they will call the police for help and the police will take their guns with them) so you go into the evidence room (not the armory) because the police can't use the guns, knives or bullet proof vests of the criminals. When it comes to melee weapons you can't just run for a katana (sword) they aren't as easy to use as you may think and taking it out of its case my waste to much time best stick with a cutlass or bat. When you take a gun best you run around with a handgun and lots or ammunition because it's easy to aim with one (you can take a bigger gun to but if you don't know how to use it you may hurt a lot of innocent people)  
7. Your third step is to get Food because you have a vehicle or vehicles you can get to a place with easy to carry foods like tins, cereal, bottled water and other foods that don't spoil quickly find a place that supplies the food in bulk (because you don't want to keep going back to the same place)
8. Now you have to Hurry because most likely people have gone insane because their friends and family have either turned or seen someone turn (because the end is near they think all hope for survival is lost) you offer those people help once they look like they can help (the more help the easier once they listen to you because you are their leader) now you have to be cautious because people who don't know what to do are going to try to kill you and take what you have (you may have to kill non zombies or if you wanna call them regular people) for your survival I recommend NEVER DROPPING YOU GUARD!!! I cannot stress that enough even with people your already helping.
9.  You need to gather supplies now, not really food more like clothing and gear.  You need to get to a sporting supplies store and collect Body pads (to protect from bites), Running shoes (because you need to run), Light flexible clothes (so that you don't get trapped on anything), Gloves and rope (you could always use rope and gloves to grip it with) Sleeping gear (tents, sleeping bags and camping gear) a Quick easy to pack *once your organized* travel bag (because your gonna need to gather your gear and move quick) and if you like a bicycle never hurt (quick escape if you lose your car or truck)
10. You need to make your way to a Dock where you can steal a Boat (the bigger the better) and a jet-ski. I'll explain you need the boat to get out of the country and you need the jet-ski to easily get back to the mainland for more supplies and to get other survivors. If your wondering why you can't go back with the boat its because people could be trying to kill you to get what you have so just to stay on the safe side its best you stay out on the water and send in a few people on jet-skis.
11. Your last step is to go to one of the islands around the area they are pretty much deserted but still may have areas that can support life (as in you can grow crops and still make a protective barrier to keep everyone and everything safe.
12. The last rule I have is until you are completely safe and have set up your camp and everybody is calm NO SEX (I know its really really hard not to have sex especially in a situation like this when you think you may never have sex again) but I'm saying no sex because it may get you to relaxed or make you a sex hungry slut or maniac worse yet a rapist. (if someone in your group can't be reasoned with and is going to bring harm to the other people in the group they must either be kicked out of the group or killed its sad but true I'm sorry to say)
13. Make sure you keep some kind of link to the outside world because if you don't you may miss the world beginning to go back to normal or you might not be able to save as many survivors as you could. Check back with the rest of the world at least twice a month or twice a week depending on the situations of the country. 

Now I must say that this situations is completely based on the many many zombie articles, movies, mangas and clips I have seen over the years. I have no idea if zombies will come (I hope I never see the day) or if any of the legends about them are real, I just know based on what I know this will work if zombies are what we think they are. If zombies can think or communicate in any way I must let you know that we will all be wiped out. If I missed anything (which I think I did) I'll fill it in later.

I'm sorry this is my longest post ever and the information was gathered over a long period of time. Don't forget there are real problems all over the world and they need your support try in anyway you can to help weather it be by donating something or passing on the word the tiniest bit of help helps.

An example of the gear you might need

Another way to survive is to become Chuck Norris